Tosh Porn0h Trailer

June 7, 2011

What’s funnier than a clown with down syndrome? Only two things, and one of them is Tosh PORNOh! At last, an episode of Tosh showcasing viral videos too hot for TV. Dane Cross and Xander Corvis appear as Leroy Jenkins and the “Star Wars Kid” as you’ve always wanted to see them…having raunchy sex with hot dirty broads! Lily Labeau, Georgia Jones, and India Summer pay homage to some of the internet’s biggest stars. Rachel Roxx and Heather Starlet give viewers a brown “surprise” in their own version of “2 girls 1 cup”, Misty Dawn demonstrates the proper way to give a “dry blow job”, and Skin Diamond shows us exactly “What What” is in her butt. Backed by Michael Vegas as Tosh, you won’t know whether to laugh, whack off, or both! Guest starring Ron Jeremy, Sinn Sage, and Peter O’Tool, this comedic feast comes with all the trimmings, including a surprising set of sexy DVD extras. Guess what comes next? It’s probably you!

It’s summer now, and that means teen sex! Directed by Sunny Leone, this new DVD features “teens” Sindee Jennings, Kaci Starr, Dakoda Brookes, and more. Hell, even Ron Jeremy shows up in this production. At the age of 58, he may not be able to suck his own cock any more, but he’s boning chicks presumably 40 years younger than him. Double props to Ron, cuz he’s also getting paid to do so.

Ahh high school girls…I keep getting older, but they always stay the same age…

Synopsis: Watch as these sexy young teens get fucked by guys who know what they want. These teen sluts love to get pounded by experienced cocks. They just keep screaming for more and more…

Get that shit here.

View full-size box art here.

Dumpy Humpy

May 4, 2011

Here at THS we don’t get into the nasty freaky Japanese barnyard fetish type shit. We just stick to straight up legit porn, which includes the things that make up the Trifecta Of Awesome (TOA): Boobs, vag, and peen. Now sometimes the P can be absent from the TOA, and the math will still work out. For eample, TOA = B + V + P, or TOA = B(x2) + V(x2) – P. Of course the variables of B and V can be multiplied indefinitely and you’ll still have a balanced equation of TOA, plus or minus P. Anyway, moving on. Sometimes people get into that ridic kinky shit I referred to earlier, where things like U (urine), F (feet), A (animals) or D (dumps) are added in. With the accompanying photo here, we have reached a paradox. Although it make look as though chick number A is going to take a dump on the camera while chick number B touches it and shoves a psuedo P up her V, that is not the case. By examining the photographic evidence in succession, it appears no poop actually left chick A’s butthole; she merely attempted to frighten us all with a dump-taking stance (or excite those of you who are into it–perverts). Really, I must applaud those responsible for this work of art, a perfect moment in time, captured forever, which will live on on the internet till the end of time. Ahhh, porn. Chick A shall forever be know as She Who Faked A Dump. Click here for more photos.

This week, Sophie Dee won our penises with a pole between the tits. This bitch has more curves than a race track that’s a continuous circle. If there’s anything that makes my soldier stand at attention, it’s this pic, along with many, many other things. Many. The only downfall here is that I’m pretty sure the zebra number she’s wearing isn’t from a real zebra. What a cheap ass. Something like that will not look good on my floor later.

<<< Click if you want to see her without the zebra impostor boulder holder.

Get it! Live cams!

April 15, 2011

PEC Takes It to the Cams!

April 13, 2011

The amazing Pussy Eating Club just launched a new cam site, PussyEatingClubCams.com, so you can get your freak on with a hot babe (or um…dude?) in real-time. Bitchin! I’d hit that. And by hit that I mean click the link and stroke my cock to some awesome cam sluts.

Comedy Central show “Tosh.0″ will be on the receiving end of the satirical sword when award-winning adult performer Dane Cross makes his directorial debut with a parody of the long-running show, to be called “Tosh.0h.”

Seen weekly on Comedy Central, “Tosh.0″ is a topical series that looks at the Internet much like E!’s “The Soup” looks at television. The show features viral clips, sketches, and appearances by people who have appeared in video clips that went viral. Comedian Daniel Tosh created the show, and hosts it weekly.

“Tosh is aware that a parody is being made,” Cross said. “We’re excited to see his reaction once it comes out.”

Parody elements will include “Star Wars Kid” and a performance of the song “What What, In The Butt” (performed by a black female instead of a gay black male “to make it more straight-audience friendly,” Cross laughed), plus viral YouTube clips and other surprises. Cast members already confirmed are Faye Reagan, Xander Corvus, India Summer, April O’Neil, Misti Dawn, Georgia Jones, Skin Diamond, and Michael Vegas as Tosh. Ron Jeremy—who has appeared on the Comedy Central show—will also make a cameo appearance.

“Tosh.0h” already has a Twitter presence at twitter.com/tosh_0hxxx. The video is being produced for Seduxx Entertainment, and is wrapping up shooting today.

Dane Cross (pictured here with Aurora Snow, about to go balls deep) was recently interviewed by XtremeBitz, and the podcast is now online for your listening pleasure.

Hear all about how Dane got his start, the size of his wang, and other random shit-talking. Then click the photo for more pics to increase your viewing pleasure.

Bonerville, population Dane Cross. And probably you.

Photo of the Week

March 17, 2011

Check out this gnarly foursome! Faces deep in vaginas! Click the pic for more!

Sunny Leone’s newest movie, “Role Play,” is now available. A SunLust/Seduxx/Vivid production, the DVD showcases both Sunny’s acting and directing talents.

Sunny Leone and her sexy xxx friends take you into their world of Role Play. The world of fantasy and role playing is sexy and seductive. Let out your inner sexual desires and be someone you’re not.

Joining Sunny in this action-packed video are Daisy Marie, Breanne Benson, Alyssa Reese, Rebecca Blue, Jessica Bangkok and Tiffany Tyler.

View the box art HERE.

Order “Role Play” HERE.

 

RolePlay starring Sunny!

March 7, 2011

What’s better than a new DVD featuring Sunny Leone? If you answered getting laid, that’s probably about the only thing. Keep your eyes peeled and get your master hand ready for this one, it’s cumming soon…

Lux Kassidy Interview

February 28, 2011

What kind of guys does Lux Kassidy like? Check the *exclusive* interview below.

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How much do Cindy Jones’ tits weigh? Watch and find out! Might be more than your head.

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A Seduxx/SunLust/Vivid production, “I Love Anal” showcases Tiffany Tyler’s first-ever anal scene! The DVD also features Aurora Snow, Phoenix Marie, Cassandra Cruz and Bailey taking it in their second hole.

This all-anal movie is as dirty as it gets. Each of these superstars loves to take it in the ass. The harder the better. They might look shy at first, but don’t be fooled. Every girl likes a big cock in the ass…

“I Love Anal” is available for preorder now HERE.

Full-size box art HERE.

Kacey Jordan Interview

February 22, 2011

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