Follow the Sleeze at Work
August 7, 2009
Hey sleaze balls. We know that not everyone can look at naked chicks and dicks at work like us. So here are some fancy almost SFW intrnet things to keep up with where our dicks are pointing on the web and when you get home you and the family can point yur dicks here for some sweet boner action.
Fuck Her Gently
August 7, 2009
Listen dudes, we are letting you know that you can’t always just go at that vag like a jack hammer when fuckin’ your girlfriend/mistress/stripper/baby’s mama and go your usual five minutes. Your name isn’t Spencer Pratt so don’t be a douche, take care of your girl sometimes. Really, would you rather have amazing sex for 45 minutes or 5 minutes of a mess that you think is sex. We’ll take that 45 minutes. I am not saying you have to bring her to a classy joint like The Olive Garden or watch a movie with her that doesn’t have pirates in it, just don’t be a dick. Go for that long dick fuckin’ bro. How are you gonna do this? I don’t know, play with her tittys a little, think about fishing, hell you could even talk to her. I know it is hard but it will pay off. Remember sex is a marathon not a sprint.
Source: Mens Fitness “Why slow sex is better”
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Who needs women when you got mans best friend?
August 2, 2009
We have seen a lot of fucked up shit but this gets our WTF of the month award. Welcome the first sex doll for dogs the Doggie Lover Doll. Gonna apologize in advance to our readers down south right naw before we continue. Yeah right, have you been down to the deep south, that shit is gonna be on the end of half the dicks in in the south from Texas to Alabama. The doggy sex doll even comes with some lube. Um a dog doesn’t have thumbs so who is gonna but the lube on his red rocket and who is gonna rinse that shit out? Fuckin sick bro.
P.S. Don’t expect a THS review of this toy
