99 cent store fun
September 29, 2009
In tough times like these you have to cut back on expenses. Even when it comes to your dirty erotic adventures. These kick ass skanks at 11 points did your shopping for you and found the best 11 99 cent store sexy finds. We especially like the 12 pack of colored condoms for 99 cents. They might fail 99% of the time but at least it will get that chick to fuck that insists on you wrapping yur shit and do it at under 9 cents a piece. And then you can throw her a 99 cent pregnancy test to be a gentleman and a 2-pack of summers eve douches to clean that shit out. Plus they got butt aid ointment for when her ass gets raw from hitting the back door. Man they got you covered on just a couple of items, but they got more! Hit the rest of the story for the complete list!
Summer Fuckin’
September 20, 2009
I so knew it but it is confirmed, through some crazy science that chicks like to fuck more in the summer and spring. But a side effect of the summer is seasons is anxiety, decreased appetite, and insomnia. Duh! How are ya gonna eat and sleep if you’re getting your pussy stuffed. It so explains why so much porn is made in the Cali sun. It has something to do with Melanin, Libidos, and Chalupas. I don’t care, it’s summer and I got a chub so I am gettin the fuck off this computer to find those horny chicks.
