Porn parodies continue to rule the world!
October 31, 2009
(Hollywood, CA) America’s favorite porn family is set to return with a third volume of the popular Brady Bunch sex parodies as Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! will be in stores everywhere November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video as producers Scott David & Jeff Mullen are ready to unveil a new look.
Lexi Belle and Dylan Riley have joined the family playing sisters Marcia and Jan and immediately brought a young-girl look and teenage enthusiasm to the most wholesome family in the country.
“Anytime you make changes to something that is ultra-successful you have to be really careful but both of these girls were born for this movie,” stated the movie’s writer and co-producer Jeff Mullen.
A PG-rated trailer is now available on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6k2kfGyaPg
“When I got the call to audition for Marcia I was so excited,” Lexi Belle said. “I mean there really isn’t any series bigger in adult movies than Not the Bradys XXX and I told my agent I wanted this role badly and I was lucky enough to get it.”
“Lexi was the perfect choice because she’s super cute and has that young Marcia appeal,” stated co-producer Scott David of www.sitcums.com and X-Play.
X-Play was pushed into making a number of casting changes when Teagan Presley who previously played Marcia opted to perform only with girls.
“We really love Teagan and she was great in Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia but we really needed Marcia to get banged by guys so we made the switch,” Mullen said.
Once that decision was made it was imperative that middle sister Jan remained younger than Marcia so a new Jan was brought in. Dylan Riley a newcomer to the adult industry auditioned and won the job.
“Wow, replacing Aurora Snow as Jan was not easy because she’s such a big star but I was thrilled to get the part,” Riley said from her home in Las Vegas.
In this whacky new movie Jan yearns to be popular just like her big sis Marcia. Jan’s sex-crazed classmate Monica shows her other ways to get good grades and become popular with the boys by using the power of her private parts but all hell breaks loose when Carol & Mike try to control their daughters as hardcore sex is everywhere in this wild & hilarious spoof of the 70s classic TV show.
“I end up getting straight As so you do the math,” Riley joked when asked what exactly Jan learns to do in the movie.
Directed by the award-winning Will Ryder who just received a Lifetime Achievement Award from NightMoves, Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is filled with innocent fun that gets totally out of hand.
The movie is packed with super sexy young girls giving it an adventurous teen-vibe just like the original TV series. Rounding out the new cast members are Nicole Ray, Ashlyn Rae and the much-talked-about sex kitten Tanner Mayes. Eric John plays the perverted school teacher giving an entirely new meaning to the word homework and Seth Gamble plays Ridgedale’s all-state quarterback. The rest of the stellar ensemble cast returns for this new episode including Alana Evans, Kacey Jordan, Lynn LeMay, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mickey Butders and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.
“There is not a more wholesome porn series anywhere but you have to see the sex in this new movie because it’s what you missed on TV,” Ryder joked.
Ugly girls wanted!
October 30, 2009
We have no idea why but the Foxhole is looking for some new strippers and they prefer you be an ugly hoe. So all you butterfaced bitches get your thongs on and get to work!
Your dose of daily Free Porn! Sunny Leone.
October 30, 2009
You know you just can’t get enough of Sunny Leone. With her new Iphone App dominating the world right now Sunny is basically the top girl in Porn and don’t try to fucking debate it with us. On that note Sunny recently stopped by and let us hook up some sweet “FREE PORN” just for you to check out. Try not to blow your wad too fast that’s just not cool.
Oh yeah…Sunny is getting ready to release her first directorial effort on DVD. Check out some scenes now here!
Who would you rather! Let’s get Levi into Porn and find out.
October 30, 2009
Alright…we all know this little prick got Sarah Palin’s daughter pregnant and now he’s getting paid to put his dick on into the pages of ” Playgirl.
Lets get serious here. How about some PORN Levi! We’d like to offer up the chance for Levi to spend the day with porn star stud Tommy Gunn and let’s see what this kid is really all about. What do you think?
Is your dick normal?
October 29, 2009
1o statistics about sex to see how your shit stacks up to the norm. We would have never thought statistics would be so much fun. Check it you big dick bastard.
Angelina Armani
October 25, 2009
Name? Angelina Armani AKA Triple X Supermodel
Measurements? 34c
How did you get in the industry? I started with mainstream modeling and runway then wanted to branch out into adult work.
Who do you like working with? Scott Nails
What is your favorite toy? My rabbit
Do you have any fetishes? Blood
Have you won any awards? NightMoves Best New Starlet of 2009
If you wrote a script for a porn, what would the story be? When it publishes, you can read it 
What do you do when not you’re making porn? Modeling, working out, reading, writing, networking
Where do we go to see more of you? takehereasy.com
Have sex like a virgin for just 30 bucks!
October 22, 2009
Hey ladies. We know you lost your v-card in grade school, but for only $29.90, you can trick your next lover into thinking he’s your first! Just shove the artificial virginity hymen into your puss about 15-20 min before you’re gonna bang, and voilà! Insta-virg! Best part is that when your dude’s dick hits it, a liquid that looks like blood will ooze out, further confirming your lie. Technology is sweet right? Slut it up, and just keep reordering some virginity.
Perv alert!
October 21, 2009
This dude, George Fey (stupid name), could be sent to prison for life. Why’s that, you might ask? Well fuck, let us tell the story. The story is, Fey like’s to jerk it to little kids’ feet! Yeah, he would bust into houses and touch the kiddies’ feet with one hand, while strokin off with the other. Um…k? Not really sure how that’ll get yer rocks off, but as the title of this post says, guy’s a perv. In fact, he probably reads this blog.
Do you tweeter after you stick your peter?
October 21, 2009
What’s the best thing to do after sex? If you answered “cuddle” or some other bullshit like that, you’re a pussy, and you probably shouldn’t read this blog. Retrevo found that 36% of people under 35 hit up dem social networks like Facebook and Twitter after boning. Men are twice as likely to do this than women, prolly cuz they wanna brag about their latest conquest. Which rules. So anyways, next time you’re rocking it, be sure to take notes and keep your phone/computer/typist handy, so you can post about it on the interwebz afterward.
Isis Monroe
October 21, 2009
Name? Isis Monroe
Measurements? 34-24-34
How did you get in the industry? Through a friend of mine
Who do you like working with? Tommy Gunn and Sunny Leone were my favorites:)
What is your favorite toy? hitachi for sure!
Do you have any fetishes? I love getting my hair pulled
Have you won any awards? not yet
If you wrote a script for a porn, what would the story be? Ive always wanted to see a Pippi long stocking porn..i loved her when i was little and her crazy pig tails are awesome!
What do you do when not you’re making porn? work out, eat, shop, swim, play with myself, or try find ways to make world peace
Where do we go to see more of you? google haha
Get with a Suicide Girl
October 20, 2009
Here is your chance to seduce a suicide girl. And it will only cost your ass $.99 and you can do it from the comfort of your home, bus, bathroom? Wait did you think you really had a chance with one of them. Just cause they get naked on camera for money they will slob on your knob. Get real you can’t afford it and you have no chance at picking up a real suicide girl but can do it in a iPhone app. Eh? Just do it, you know you want to pick up a hot tattooed chick in a comic book shop, even though it is not real. Only thing that sucks about this app is that the Apple Nazis kept the nudity out so you got to settle with her in her underwear in the comic book store bathroom.
Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]
Tera Patrick Site Review
October 19, 2009
Tera Patrick is hot. Like, top of the line, 10+ hot. Dayum. Alright. So we checked out her website (TeraPatrick.com) to see all the goods. And let’s just say it’s GOOD! There’s hundreds of photos and videos that you can download in awesome quality. There’s also videos that don’t feature Tera, in case you wanna see some other prime pussy. If you become a member, you can even score some sweet extras like a bio, a journal, blah blah blah. The site updates regularly too, so the hotness just keeps on cummin. Join Tera’s site if you like really, really good lookin naked chicks. No disappointment there.
Hit the jump for more video and pics!
Please don’t drink and tattoo.
October 19, 2009
You know how sometimes your buddy/random dude at a party passes out wasted drunk, so you draw shit all over him with a sharpie? Well, this guy in Sweeden got it good! After drinking a full bottle of vodka the night before, he woke up to find a sweet six-inch penis tattooed on his leg. Man, dude’s friends are truly masters at defaming the drunk; I bow down to them.
Hide your boner… or not?
October 19, 2009
So chicks in bikinis are fuckin great boner material. But dude when your at the beach in your banana hammock it just is creepy when people see your little willie makes an appearance. It might work in a porno to get a chick but in the real life you are gonna get your ass kicked. So you cant always control that little guy so the logical solution is conceal it. This shitty site made a short but sweet list of ways to hide that boner. Only thing is their idea of digging a hole to hide it in is kinda fucked up. Seriously who digs a hole in the sand to stick their dick in.
Bad Cosmo Sex Advice
October 18, 2009
Our brothers from another mother over at Cracked.com came up with a list of the shittiest sex advice Cosmo mag has come up with. This is the bull shit those fuckers are feeding your girlfriend/wife/sister about what they say men like. So when she does fucked up shit like try to play Yatzee with your fucking balls or she tries to give your dick a Indian burn you know who you have to go pinch in the tit when your swelling in your balls goes down. Then go burn all the Cosmos you can find so no man has to deal with this fucked up shit.
- Bite the Family Jewels
- Shake His Nuts
- Yank His Crotch Hair
- Give Him a Sneezegasm
- Milk His Cow
- Go Joystick On His Boner
- Put Him in the Fucking Hospital
Source: Cracked.com
